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Show ' Kaiser's Last Rise. "The kaiser," saiil Representative Bell of Georgia, "complains because the Americans use shotguns. Shotguns Shot-guns have a spread of 13 feet. In repulsing a charge t hey are deadlier than machine guns. So the! kaiser holds that it is unchivalrous to use them. "The baby-killing kaiser, the beginner begin-ner of poison gas war and liquid ilanie war, is horrified thai shotguns should be used against him. j "The kaiser has sunk so low Unit when he dies he'll need a balloon to gel to hell." |