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Show Poor Speculation. In theory it is good to go about shedding shed-ding sunshine and making two smiles grow where one groan grew before, but In practice the pursuit is sometimes some-times unpleasantly painful. Should you, at the dinner table In the boarding board-ing house which you Infest, humorously humorous-ly request the waitress to fetch you a few c?psules in which to take your butter, or inform the landlady that she does not really keep her ' boarders longer than any other reduced gentlewoman gentle-woman in that part of town, but instead in-stead keeps them so much thinner that they look longer, you may win a few pale smiles from your fellow guests, but the mistress of the man sion will soak you two dollars more per week for your wit Kansas City Star. |