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Show Ruminatin y Roundabout In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little 1 as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy them, and fire a h't-shot now and tlien while said Ruminator Ruminat-or can enjoy seeing the spark? fly. Eat it up wear it out; .Make it do, or do without! In the ".Mirror of Bygone Days" column in the Camden (N. Y.) Advance-, Journal recently appeared ap-peared this lament of yesteryear which may soon be appropriate for the present, except for the reference refer-ence to Kaiser Bill: My Tuesdays are meatless; My Wednesdays are wheatless; I'm getting more eatloss each day. My home it is heatless; My bed it is .sheetless; They're all sent to the YMCA. The ballrooms are treatless; The coffee is sweetless; Kach day I u,et poorer and wiser. ; My, sitockings are feetless; My trousers are seatless; j My God, how I hate the Kaiser. |