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Show ir-nssr- On the ! Funny ! Side GUARANTEED DEPOSIT An old Indian, down in Oklahoma, hard up, went to the bank to borrow bor-row $100. The banker said it would be all right, provided he had some security. The deal finally was made, the Indian giving a mortgage on 20 ponies. Not long after that, oil was struck close to the Indian's allotment, and he sold his oil lease for a lot of cash, so he stepped into the bank and peeled off a $100 bill to pay the loan. "That's fine," remarked the banker, bank-er, when the business was completed, complet-ed, "but you don't want to carry all the rest of that money around with you. Better leave it here with me." "All right," replied the redskin, "how many ponies you got?" |