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Show 4 Ruminatin' U Roundabout j In which Ruminator proposes to dream a lot, think as little as necessary, scatter a few bouquets bou-quets while their objectives are still above the sod to enjoy -r them, and fire a hot-shot now and then before said Ruminator gets too old and his sight gets too poor to see the sparks fly. The story is told of an elderly lady who chided her husband for his failure to assist her up the steps to the railway car. The wife Henry, you ain't so gallant as when I was a gal- The husband No, Lettie, and you ain't as buoyant as when I was a boy. FAME "What I am today I owe to my wife," he said proudly. "Well, what are you?" the other sneered. "I'm the husband of the best bridge player in our neighborhood." neighbor-hood." Whether the storms brought Dick Nelson or Dick brought the storms we cannot say. The fact is, however, that the combination seems to have brought about some favorable decisions, not the least of which concerns the continued con-tinued operation of the creamery. With a threatened continuation of the drouth tending to dry up old Jerse and the alphabetical asphyxiation asphyx-iation of too many old Bessies, the cream supply had got down to so low an ebb as to endanger profitable pro-fitable operation. But things look much better now. Dick has.joined the benedicts, bene-dicts, the creamery stays and here's hopmg that Dick is im-"- pressed to be as fair to others as the storm gods and Master Cupid himself have been to Dick. He'll know what we mean. And then we can all unite to get that Swedish highway built! Nuff sed. And say, these Saturday storms are becoming quite the regular thing But not too regular and altogether al-together welcome. The fact that the earth was created in six days proves definitely defi-nitely that it wasn't a government relief job. o |