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Show "SAFETY GRAPHS" Traffic officers are not accidents. They are meant to be there. But there would be a lot more if we didn't have 'em. That is, accidents, not traffic officers. of-ficers. The chief of Police didn't send the boys out on the street to play Tiddley Winks. Or croquet or barn yard golf. They're trying to take' the "dent" out of "accident." Even though we're still getting plenty in, automobile fenders. One motorist has been recently listed in the Book of Writings as the greatest fighter of modern times. He bent forty fenders at the Battle of ' Sedan. You may be the next one on his list. ' Possibly he'll nick your tail light or bust a hub cap off for you before tomorrow to-morrow night. So get behind the cop when he oreaches out of the Police Court 3ible. Some folks call it the traffic , regulations. Get the bird that made the wild afc wild. i The one that turns every corner on two wheels then he has four to do it with. The one that kills a school child every morning before breakfast and gets away with it. Help the boys put on a surprise party for the color blind dude who can't tell the difference between ryd and green. Cash in on the profits of safety. .... Instead of having your doctor tell you "Thirty dollars and thirty days," let the judge say something. "Thirty dollars or thirty days," for instance. If wen can't help our officers put over the "Big Idea" let's put the car w in the garage and turn to gentler s pleasures. Mebbe skip the rope or jacks. But what is the Big, Idea? Common sense driving. by J. A. Bouford, Utah State Automobile Association. |