Show HAND-PICKED SIMILES He looks as thoughtful as a tree full ol owls. He has no more nerve than an artificial arti-ficial tooth. Stupid 1 He couldnt catch the drift of a snow storm. As helpless as a trotnboEe played In a telephone booth. 'ess! He's laugh at a man out his income tax. That girl has a bead like a door knob; any man can turn It He's so crooked that the wool he pulls over people's eyes is half cotton. So mean he wouldn't give a fellow a bite If he owned the Sandwich Islands. The old boy Is as healthy as a centipede with one foot In the grave. Boston Transcript. |