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Show BUBBLES In the way of applause, the best actor is always looking for a handout. hand-out. Even left-handed people sometimes find It necessary to waive their rights. The land-lubber says that if in the right direction, his favorite walk is the gangplank. Ever since Adam and Eve people have been known to feel the effects of early apples. A woman seldom has a mind above material things when it is material for a new dress. As to a chamber of horrors that Is what soiu of us consider the dentist's den-tist's drawing room. There are times when even the bravest pugilist can be knocked down with a featherweight. The seasick passenger probably wishes he had sense enough to know when he was well off. The Inchworm nnd the tapeworm might have a scheme that would make trouble without measure. "What makes your friend the middleman mid-dleman act so queer lately?" "Oh. he's become so self-centered that he doesn't know which way to turn." Lietruit News. |