Millard County Chronicle | 1912-05-30 | Page 8 | [Untitled]

Trouble Ahead. "Do you know that the average man drinks enough beer In the course of Ills life to float a baUleslitp" "No. I iocs he r" "Statisticians have foutid that he Joes." "I'm :.orry." "Ah, It is good to hear yon say t hat. I hope you will, now tha. you realize how great this waste Is, lve up tin diahlt." "No. I ain't got any Idea of doln' that, but I don't nee ho we're goln to be able to keep on drlnkln' enouh to float battleships If they make their blamed old Dreadnoughts much bl-i!r." bl-i!r." i roublesome Account. "My hiisbnnd has given me a becking mount." "Isn't that lovely? Now you can my anything you want and JuHt write ut a check for It." "Yes. I'm rather sorry on one ac-outit. ac-outit. though. It seems such a lot if trouble to have to write out a theck for one's cur fare, especially hen the cars are crowded or when 'on have to pay as you enter."