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Show Chatter Box Dear Suzy, I am rather surprised that our local men have such an appearance appear-ance of hayseeds and country yokels, yok-els, but they must do. Win Walker and Frank Roberts went to Los Angeles lately and in getting spruced spru-ced up for City life decided on a shoe shine each. They asked the boot black to give them the works and he did. When it came time to pay their bill the boot black charged char-ged them $1.75 each. ; They paid the bill without a murmur feeling badly that they had been takn in on such a ruse. At least Winn thought he was taken tak-en in, but I am not so sure. Winn generally walks around with at least a good load of manure on his feet and if he was in his usual state there is no question but that the boot black had to get a truck to take the load away. Trucks do not come easy these days and what with having to do all the draying and such, I think the two men ought to send a little exra to the shoe shiner because of his trouble. Another case of looks being deceiving de-ceiving comes from Ruby Bunker and her recent appearance in the nightlife of Las Vegas. Ruby had gone down to Las Vegas to make sure that she became a grandmother grand-mother in a fitting fashion, which she did. To celebrate the happy event Ruby and her son-in-law start to make a tour of the joints in Las Vegas. The first place they got into was the Golden Nugget and as Ruby was lifting her first drink (root beer) to her lips a big burly bouncer came up and took It out. of he rhand saying " we don't allow girls under 18 in this place, so will you and your boy friend please scram." Ruby tried to explain that she was over 18,' that she was a grandmother, and that the man with her was not her boy friend, but her son-in-law. The bouncer looked at her with a jaundiced eye listening to her story and when |