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Show TELL TALES AT SCHOOL. How Family Skeleton Became Known to Teacher. "Yes," snld tho pink checked schi ol ma'nm, "you'd bo surprised at the ar ray of family skeletons trotted out fo tho teacher's Inspection by tho pupils of every primary school. All tho trials and tribulations of a family aro lotall-cd lotall-cd to tho teacher, sometimes In u most embarrassing fashion. For in stance, tho reading lesson tho oth"r day was about somebody's pet d z and how much Its ninstcr loved I. Mttle Willie Smith was moved to say: "Wo got a dog to our house ItV got mango awful. Pupa wants to Kill It, but mamma said she'd get o divorce if he'd be biich a cruel brut then papa ho kicked the dog n.vt mamma sho throwod tho suiiir bowl and went and has 'isterlcs and the doctor camo and " "I shut him off at that point, but Willie routed mo a moment afterward by Baying: "Oh, teacher, your cheeks Is Just like my mamma's. D'you rub red stuff on every day, too?'" Portland Orr-gonlan. |