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Show Funny ettes. A western editor when asked If lie had ever seen a bald-headed woman leplled: "No we never did, nor did we ever see a woman waltzing aiotind town in her shht sleeves vvitli a cigar between her teeth and miming into every saloon she saw. We have never seen a woman go llshlng vvitli a bottle in her hip pocket, sit on the ground all day and go homo chunk at night. Nor have we seen a woman yank oil her coat and swear she could lick any man in low n. fiod bless her, she ain't built that way." A ucwspapei is an enemy to bulletin board advertising on gcncial principles prin-ciples but theie aie occasions when bulletin boards may bring better ic-sults ic-sults than a newspaper. The editor of an exchange lcmarks that he observed one in front of a store In Ills town not long ago vvtilch read: "Ho 4 U buy Pants Come In And Sec Ours." Ho went in and theie was not a confounded confound-ed man clerk In the store so lie bought a fan and walked out. |