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Show Good Reason for Not Trading. Those who know Dr. Wilder, father of Marshall P. Wilder, appreciate that humor Is hereditary. The doctor approached a friend In the Waldorf-Astoria Waldorf-Astoria last Saturday and asked: "Did you know that tne Times publishes pub-lishes ovory day a list of the names of people who will never trade at So-and-So'a (naming a prominent department de-partment store) again?" "No, you don't say. Why, I should think that would bo ground for a damage suit." "Well, you see,"" replied the doctor, "the names are under the heading, 'Died Yesterday.'" New York Times. |