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Show The Uplift A noted English parliamentarian tossed back his thick white mane of hair, stroked his white beard and' said In a broad Scotch accent to a New York reporter: "Tho rise in the world wages has , been great, but the rise In the world prices has been greater. We have had progress, but It has Been progress prog-ress Ifi tho wrong direction. "A tourist was traveling In your far west. As ho Inspected nn Indian encampment ho said to his cowboy guide: "And are these Indians progress I ing?" J "Detchcr life, tho cowboy answer- ed taking a fresh chew or tobacco. Iletcher life thoy'ro progressing. All their modtclno men aro patent medl cine men now." Washington Star. - |