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Show THE CHIEF EVENT A Liverpool schoolmaster Is toiling a story against himself. Ho begins with tho significant remark that ont Snturday he paid tho last of a aeries of visits to tho dentist. On tho following fol-lowing Monday morning one or to of his pupils looked ht him curiously but of course nothing was. said, relates re-lates Pearson's Weekly. Tie makes a point of trying to interest his pupil In the current affairs of tho world, so when his class assembled no open ed his newspaper hnd as usual asked ask-ed tho question: "Well, children, what is tho chiC event thnt has hhppcned since Friday?" Fri-day?" Quick as lightning came tho rep'y from n little girl In tho front row-"Please, row-"Please, sir, you've had a set of false teeth!" |