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Show SIGN3 OF THE TIME8 Shamrock IV will not be bo end, but what will the poor headline writers, wri-ters, do when Shamrock XXXVIII comes over? The Underwood bill provides for free potatoes, but not in tho restaurants. restaur-ants. China Is going to have an atro plane fleet which should in time, reduce re-duce the population of China to normal nor-mal .proportions. A New York golf player violated all the ethics of the game by having his photograph taken with both feet on the ground. New York legislator would tax nil city cats. If all ot them were taxed It would not be nccessasy to tax any thing else. Harvard professor has discovered that nil pigeons are intellectual. This Is more than can be said ot all'pro-fessors. all'pro-fessors. m |