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Show KING DAVID TAKES QUEEN RECENTLY Editor of The Howler Does the Honors. - Bowling Party, Sees Editorial Ed-itorial Shears. King David, the twin of King Gus who presides over the paste pot at the otllcc of the Logan Howler, was married mar-ried Wednesday morning, by Justice Thomas X. Smith that Is,- Justice Smith tied the bonds that united King David to tho lady who desired to ocoupy the throue of married bliss with him. The lady who became "Queen" David was Miss P. Nielsen, aged thirty-live and some ten Inches tallerihan her" husband, as well as 27 years younger. King Gus acted as best man on this occasion, and in honor hon-or of the event had arranged a private bowling party at that place where he had many times In past years permitted King David to put the "kibosh" on him. Later In the day tho oillcoof Tho Howler was Inspected and there the King of tho Pastcpot showed the King of ttio Shocshop the shears with which ho docs such terrible havoc. As a special honor, King David was permitted per-mitted to view this end of the Howler's Howl-er's "leased wire" to Tlmbuctoo, the almost human typesetting machine, the mailing list containing the names of the paper's 12.1 subscribers, tho shooting-stick, hell-box and last, but not least, "the devil". When the day's pleasures were ended, King Gus presented tho newly married couple with one of his pipes that lias produced pro-duced sucli splendid dreams for tho delectation of Howler readers. The day was voted one "long to be remembered," remem-bered," and Mr. and Mrs". Nielsen arc now to be found at the royal palace In the Fourth ward. The only mishap worth mentioning was the mistake tho new Mrs David made when she took a sudden notion to engage In a little osculation with her liege lord. King Gus's back was turned and the story goes that she devoted considerable consider-able time to the King of tin Past' Pot without noticing tho difference and Gus didn't tell her. |