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Show In School. A joung teacher In ono of the public pub-lic schools was telling n friend of hers nbout the humorous unswers mado by somo of her pupils Hero Is tho answer an-swer of a bright boy In tho geography clnss: "The mariner's compass was Invented In-vented by a man nlwnjs pointing to-ward to-ward tho north." In another lnstnnco tho teacher had said to tho class "No matter what the slzo of n circle, what does it always contain?" She meant, of course, 3G0 degrees A toj with an air of wisdom promptlj replied A hole" During a physlnlogj lesson another boy, In answer to a question regarding tho use of the human trunk, said: Tho trunk Is that pait of jour body which Keeps jou I mm being legs all tho wa up tit J Our neck " Tho teacheu hi distributing pens for n writing lesson, happened to gho ono child a stub pen Tho child walked up to tho desk, and, hoklng earnestly In tho teachei's face, said, gravely: "Please, Miss , I can't use this here pen; It's a substitute pen." From the Philadelphia Record |