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Show The Supreme Test. Senator Foraker at a banquot touched upon Niagara. "There are thousands of odd stories about Niagara," Niaga-ra," ho said. "'. ousvids of people, being disappointed when they first see tho falls, vent tho queerest remarks re-marks In their depressed mood. "There was a Scot who visited NJ agara in the autumn. Ho had com thousands of miles to worship and i suppose ho expected to seo too muclt At nny rate, Niagara disappointed him. Ho stood and looked at it U silence. "But his companion was pleased. 'Ah,' he exclaimed, 'how grand, how majestic, bow divinely beautiful It Is!' "Tho Scot only grunted. "Hoot, mon,' Raid he, 'wo mun try boo '.t mixes wl" whuskj'." i . . |