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Show o Net to Be Outdone. Daring the after-dinner speuklng, the teflsttnaster saw Jones, a somewhat some-what shady character, slip two spoon In. jta veet pocket. When tho last orator or-ator bad finished he rose. "Gentle-neeC "Gentle-neeC ho wild, "thwt Is nothing to ad arUr all this brilliant speaking, so I will try to entertain you with a llttla parlor magic. You sec, I take two spoons. I slip them In my vest pocket. Presto und they nro In tho pocket of Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones, will you plenso corroborate my statement state-ment r Jones, not to be outdone, rose. 'Tm rather handy nt that Bort of thkig myself," he said. "Presto and Utey are buck In tho pocket of tho tonstmaster. Mr. Tonstmaster, If you don't corroborate my stutcraent, 111 have you searched on tho spot." Amesloan Legion Weekly. |