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Show m v jifgi IliliiS Only That Father What reason have you for wanting to marry my daughter? daugh-ter? Suitor No reason at all, sir. I'm in love with her. In Bad Spot "Prisoner," said the judge, "if yoit tell a lie under oath, do you know what u-ill happen?" Prisoner Yes, sir, judge, I don't goto go-to heaven. Judge And if you tell the truth? Prisoner go to jail. Safe Worried What are my chances of recovery, doctor? Doc One hundred per cent. Nine out of ten die, but you're my tenth patient. The other nine died. |