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Show AND THUS CALUMNY SPREADS Amusing Reason Why Brother S H Was Made Known to the World H as a Stingy Man. M She worked at the minister's house H for three days and then went to a B neighbor and begged her to give her H fl place for the remainder of i he week, H so she could get home. H "Why." sabl the neighbor, Inquiring H ly, "1 lie hi. -I,t you Were employed hy H Mrs. S What Is the reason that H leaving?" H "1 just can't stay there another U minute," the girl told her. "Itrother S la the stingiest man I ever H "Siingv ' Why. the whole family Is I known far and i.u for Its bencvo- M lence. Whut In the world mukcN yon M say that?" she asked. H "Mii'm." whispered the girl Irag- M Icully, lis if she were revealing state M secrets, "ma'am, don't you know, M Itrother S sits up at one end of H the table and measure out Just how M much every one of the can have to H cut afore he ever gives 'em a plate, gH even? 1 can't stay where there's any M such goiu's on." Indianapolis News. vH |