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Show THE DUEL. . . The gingham dog and calico cat Side by side on' the table sat; 'Twas half-past twelve, and what do you think? Neither of them had slept a wink! And the Dutch 'flock and Chinese plate . Seemed to know as sure as fate, ; There was going ta be an awful spat (I wasn't :1 here I simply state What was told to me by the Chinese plate.) The gingham dog went "bow-wow-wow!" And the calico cat replied "me-ow!". And the air was streaked for an hour or so With fragments of gingham and calico. While the old Dutch clock In the Chimney . place t"p with its hands before its face. For it always dreaded a family row! (Now, mind, I'm simply telling you What the old Dutch clock declares is : true.) .... The Chinese plate looked very blue And wailed: -Oh, dear! what shall we do?" But the gingham' dog and calico cat AVallowed this way and tumbled and that And utilized every tooth and claw In the awfullest way you ever saw And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew! . fDon't think that I exaggerate I got my news from the Chinese plate.) Next morning where the two had sat They found no trace of the dog or cat! And some folks think unto this day That burglars stole that pair away: But the truth about-that cat and pup Is that they ate each other up Now, what do you really think of that? (The old Dutch clock, it told me so, And that is how I came to know.) EUGENE, FIELD. Lullaby-Land. : |