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Show , If Air. Roosevelt would turn his simplified spelling spell-ing guns on the wilds of Africa and then, having reduced re-duced some of the African name3 to a sane basi. go to Turkey and reform Turkish geographical nomenclature, nom-enclature, he will have done a real service to humanity. hu-manity. Spring fever is an excellent excuse for the naturally nat-urally lazy man at this season, and the rest of the year he is kept so busy hunting for a plausible reason rea-son that he hasn't time to go to work. The assessed valuation of the country is increasing increas-ing by leaps and bounds, and the limit is not yet reached. It is only keeping pace with the high cost of living. Another nice thought about feeling glad you j are home again is that perhaps the folks you went f to visit are glad, too. - -1 It- is always pretty easy to find something important im-portant to do at the office when spring houseclcan-ing houseclcan-ing is on at home. The trouble with the fellow Avho believes the world owes him a living is that he finds collections i somewhat hard. i A fellow has to know the run of a business before be-fore he can succeed in it except in the messenger service. It is easier to keep out of jail than to get out after you once land there. 'It is also more enjoyable. en-joyable. A red cap made the size for a thrce-ycar-old set on the head of a college boy makes for college spirit. J ust remember that the house fly is better named the typhoid fly, and keep him out of the house. It was a great test of patience, but the season has opened at last. Xow for the pennant. J It is good advice to take time by the forelock. f but the musician can beat it. . The man who spends his time well is the fellow v' who wastes not any of it. All rubber heel makers think people ought to ( take to their heels. |