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Show HER OWN ACCOUNT Bank Teller Sorry, madam, but your account Is already overdrawn. Woman Well, what if it Is, young " man? Can't I do as I please with my own account? 2 Formalities "How Is Crimson Gulch getting on with Its flght on crime?" "Fine," said Cactus Joe. "We're all for the orderly life. Everybody is on the police force. When anyone - gets shot It's bound to be In the name of the law." I Lot of Difference j Marion I hear you broke off your engagement with that rich old duffer. Mabel Yes, I adored his presents, pres-ents, but I simply couldn't endure his ! presence. Cincinnati Enquirer. i ' 'Tother One "Money, money it's always money mon-ey 1 Do you think I'm the goose that lays the golden eggs?" "No, dear, not that one !" Tit-Bits ; Magazine. j Wj, , |