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Show i try, and my brother is cook here and ;he is a 200-pound football player. ! Last week he nearly ruined a fresh j traveling man who tried to flirt with : me. Now, what'll you have roast j pork, Irish stew, or fried liver " GETTING HIM TOLD J i I An exchange tells a very good one concerning a travelling man and a pretty hotel waitress. The yarn is based upon the idea, correct or not, that commei'cial drummers sometimes seek to flirt with girls they meet during dur-ing their travels. In this instance it is said that when the waitress approached the travelling man's table to take his order he put on his most seductive smile and remarked: re-marked: "Nice day, little one." She promptly agreed that the state of the weather was satisfactory, saying: "Yes, it is, and so was yesterday, and my name is Ella, and I know I am a little peach and have lovely eyes, and I have been here quite a while and don't think I am too nice to be working here. I don't think there is a dance in town to-night, and Iwouldn't go with you if there were. I'm a respectable girl from the coun- |
