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Show Wasteful Men "Why, Jeremiah Jones!" exclaimed Mrs. Jones when her husband came In safe and sound from a railroad journey, jour-ney, "is this ou?" "Why, of course," said her husband "this is tho time I expected to come home. Isn't it?" "And you haven't had an accident nor lost your arms and legs or been killed?" "How many times must I tell you that nothing has happened?" said the irritated man. "Well," declared the good lady, "you do beat all. There you went and pali good money for an insurance ticket just before you left, and you haven't done a thing to get the reward. That's money just wasted. Nice manager you are, Jeremiah Jones!" |