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Show A Real Schemer. For six months she had been pleading plead-ing wth him to buy an automobile. "They aro too expensive," ho protested pro-tested for tho hundredth tlmo. "If I bought an automobllo I would have to cut down our expenses." "What expenses?" sho asked. "Why, tablo expenses. For Instance, If I had an automobllo I couldn't afford to havo chicken every Sunday." She laughed. "Why, you goose! If you had nn automobllo you could run down enough fowls to havo chicken every day, to say nothing of big turkeys nnd nlco roasting pigs. Why Is It men haven't any brains?" And tho next day he hustled around to tho nearest dealer and ordered a racing machine. |