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Show NOLL)A L wake Li ds, Wasatch Canyon Reporter “1 take this woman to be my wife...” A= March 21 - April 19 This summer's refreshing atmosphere has invigorated your mind and brought about a renewed quest for athletic challenges. With summer only half over, many sweaty feats of endurance await your acceptance. As a reaction to the © stifling heat, visions of sliding through deep powder will work their way into your thoughts and dreams. Buy your season‘s pass now, while you still have money. Ta April 20 - May 20 The adventures in your life may be the stuff novels are written about, but don’t expect a bestseller any time soon. | In the next month your natural talent as a host will inevitably lead to large festivities on your premises. Since you are feeling recharged from a long and tranquil summer, inventory your recreational gear as the great autumn gear sales are soon to unfold - and don’t forget to set a little money aside for your season's Pass. Cx May 21 - June 21 Even though we all speak the same language, recently you've had difficulty communicating with others. It is not so much a language barrier as it is a culture barrier. Consequently, the silence of the mountains will appeal to you greatly in the next month. In order to ensure this needed escape endures throughout the coming winter, purchase your season's pass now before prices go up. Cz June 22 - July 22 Your normal down-to-earth nature will be temporarily pushed aside as your superstitious alter ego moves to the forefront. Lucky rabbit's foot, numerology, Psychic hotlines, astrology... what you really need is to spend more nights in the mountains, be awed by the tapestry of stars and feel the sense of timelessness that can only be experienced far from the city lights. Hansen Planetarium will work in a pinch. Make sure you get your season’s pass when prices are best. | | July 23 - August 22 Lately you’ve been like the objects in the heavens. As a satellite, you're going around in circles, high in the sky with | your feet never on the ground. Like a comet, you're off on your own most of the time, coming around for a big reception. As a star you flicker and waver, blissfully unaware of all around you. And like the sun, you are appreciated year-round. Buy your season's pass early this year. \ fase August 23 - September 22 Recently your natural inclination to strike off on your own tangent has been replaced by the need to sheepishly follow a well worn trail. Do not worry as the urge is Temporary and soon you will be forging ahead into untrammeled territory. Your upcoming birthday will provide you with yet another excuse for excessive festivities. On your birthday surround yourself with family and friends for maximum enjoyment and try to convince them that a season’s pass will make a great. birthday present for you. ee september 23 - October 22 Lately your life is like living in the: jungle. Everywhere are sloths slowing you down and snakes slithering all around. Bugs constantly flying in your ear as tigers have you running in fear. You’re mired down in ~ a bog joftally distraught in the fog, tired of drinking your tonic and gin - just trying to get back to the mountains. With this ditty let it be known, the jungle is not your true home. Buy your season’s pass now! | decree October 23 - November 21 A newfound reliance on others comes uneasily, however a lack of options leaves you no choice as your independent streak is forced to submit. Just kick back and enjoy the ride as others make the decisions and take the responsibility. It is inevitable that you will rise up again, but for now just watch Do You DREAM OF... and learn. And don’t forget to buy a season’s pass now while the prices are lowest. @ LEADING THE PACK WHILE BIKING THE WASATCH agittarius November 22 - December 21 In the midst of all the barbecues and bike CREST TRAIL? rides, it is difficult to imagine that in the near future your life will leave behind the tranquillity it now knows and leap into a world full of endless duties and responsibili@ SKIING HIGH RUSTLER, OR BOARDING GREAT SCOTT, ties. Breathe deeply the air of carefree living and play while the time appears limitNON-STOP, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM? | less, for soon your time in the mountains will be.reduced below your minimum stan- — @ RUNNING THE SALT LAKE CLASSIC? dards. As a gesture of how life will be if you maintain a shred of control, go buy your MAKE YOUR DREAM A season's pass now. | 7 REALITY. How? Cure December 22 - January 19 Recently your social life has diminished WITH PERSONAL TRAINING. INDIVIDUALLY slightly, fortunately for you it is because of an upswing in recreation. You can look DESIGNED FITNESS PLANS, AND forward to increasing prowess in the winter sports of your preference, but only if you CUSTOMIZED WORKOUTS WITH A continue to charge ahead and push your limits during the remainder of this summer CERTIFIED PROFESSIONAL season. Plan ahead and buy a season’s pass now to the resort of your preference. @ONE ON ONE TRAINING oe January 20 - February 18 Somehow in the depths of this tranquil summer Al @ TANDEM TRAINING ~ you've managed to bury yourself with work. The Incan saying “Lazy people have fleas” means you won't have to worry about the biting insects in the near future. @GRoOuP TRAINING UPON REQUEST since a rolling stone gathers no moss, you can also look forward to a fungus-free WH "A @ AEROBIC, ANEOROBIC remainder of summer. An additional chore for your lengthy list of things to do is buy AND STRENGTH TRAINING your season's pass now while they are still cheaper. @®POST REHAB TRAINING Pisces February 19 - March 20 Too many ideas, too few ideas, places to be, people 1o see - No wonder you've had a hard time concentrating lately. August is the KATHLEEN LEOPARDI month that Europeans take off and vacation, maybe America should do the same. 801-486-7755 On a more realistic note - get up earlier, go to bed later and generate a little extra cash with a garage sale so you can buy your season’s pass earlier this year. Those dreams and visions of skiing/riding in the deep powder you’ve been having lately are a sign the air conditioner is set too low. Page 8 | : : — |