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Show August 1997 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Ill, Issue 9 = August 1997 sD GEKCeen dedicated to the memory of Alf Engen : Nae S 7-04 ' SS and a | | | Chic Morton CANYON WaTER RIGHTS CO Gayot Gia Va NCO ge a aa Can Deer Vautey Vattey Bike BIKE ScHooL ScHooL Deer TTT ate Chit» SG dU SST Thank you for creating and preserving the world of Alta ~The staff of the WCR oe Ma LOO) @ Cover Photographer: Craig Dillon @ Subject: Fred “Organic” Henion @ Location: Chadbourne Area of Neff’s Canyon @ Publisher john Editor David Bresee (wcr@xmission.com) Charles Baker (davidbaker@davidbaker.com) The Mystic Ron “May | have your permission, Sir” Pinner Real Estate Editor Alexander “Alex” Miller (Alexander.Miller@juno.com) SnowMan Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon Sports Editor David “MountainMan” Peck (peckdave@xmission.com) fEnvironmental Editor Creighton “Papa” Hart Editor At Large The Mysterious TK Craig “Marshal” Dillon (cvdillon@utah-inter.net) Lee “TheVictim” Cohen Sales Manager Chris “Big Hair” Murray | ee Ma ai We eal pega (VERT eB HLA ERY RK HED ee Accountant Steve “NeedLifelnsurance?” Mayer (mayer@utw.com) | oo”. : 4G Peanut R.J. “on bended knee” Penner WCR see 1 e cuae, g C. ie Legal Squad Carolyn “Julie”. Uhle (CarolynUhle@juno.com) Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ (BradyToensing@juno.com) EJ. “WillSueForFood” Carroll, ESQ (ejc3@prodigy.com) Copy Editor Kristin “NoShow” Schnelten (KSchnelten@juno.com) eo Ge S eo ee The Finest Plumber Johnny “Goombah” Olsen B oS ; re Soe ee THE FINE PRINT: Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon Reporter are incredible athletes in top p peel condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight, you risk catastrophic injury or death if you try to keep up with us. If Ja are Coe less demandin activities pick a a Ey of the Sports Guide or stay on the couch. FANCY. YOURSELF GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers & po aes, We do not, unfortunately, pay much. Well, apyay really. This paper is staffed mostly with volunteers except for the crack advertising sales team. They are handsomely rewarded and]. all live in huge ouses and drive Boxsters. If interested in that, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and iy go easy on Ae enemies. We reserve the right to edit for clarity and length - and to belittle the writer. Don’t dish it out if your can’t take it. TheWasatch Canyon Reporter is a community eee published randomly. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas eee - although we usually have plenty of both. 12,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong pore). All material ©1997 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of John and: a member of our tough and humorless legal squad. The opinions expressed in this august August publication are those of the writer. A surprising number of pene lack a good sense of humor. Hy to find yours if you’re read something that ticks you off. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed- heck, we can’t even tell the difference between an elk and a moose. Caveat plot If you don’t agree with ree Et write a letter. Or better yet, type an article and sendit to us.We might run it if it doesn’t stink, but remember: We do not pay money for any material - unsolicited or otherwise. Your reward is the incredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Be sure and include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. Do not send ere stuff. We use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other programs for Windows 95/NT but don’t even have an Apple in the office. Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy. If you enclose a self-addressed arueee envelope we'll eee it- and use it,| & but not to return your stuff. TO SUBSCRIBE: $25 for about a year, $45 for two, $1000 for a lifetime subscription - to: WCR, 1104 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. Wasatch World Canyon Reporter Headquarters located a 1104 Salt Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 Our never-changing website: www -wer.com Page 3 a : i SE Sy i ora A Now: Ree eee Hes Cece 34 = : -553-1834 or email . aes | = |