| Show ak giard ng aga ast it flim two tao visiting bostonians were taking their first ride in the new subway one of ahm mas ft as carrying caming a blow i 1 ahei parcel NA hat I 1 lave ave 3 ol 01 i there 9 asked tl e othe A small codfish was the reply I 1 I 1 ave heard reports that the air in here is fei fel d ind unwholesome def n t on smart wh do oi refer to MM as a haa ha tart because hay is grass with mith all the greenness dried 0 it fool sh woman mrs It Klose loseman raan we ought to have a new suit of parlor furniture mi ali closeman Kl mra closeman Kl Gra gracious clous we vp ve had t ie le present suit fifteen years now and it s getting so old and mr air ekl klossman Cl osemai well ell I 1 declare don t you kno v that old furniture L 1 all rage A hard job what great difficulty wa wac demosthenes Demosthen ps compelled to surmount before he became an 0 oratory mole moie he had to learn how to 1 talk greel creel VERY unfortunate la 14 she I 1 am ery sorry but circumstances over which I 1 have no control make me refuse to be your wife he what are they she yours why he stayed in this Is saturday said a mother mentioned in good news why don t you go out and play 9 small son I 1 in afraid III get too tired to sit in church to morrow mother well it if you are tired you need not go to church you need ex arcise and should take it to day two boys have been waiting for you out there the past hour small son Y e s they re waiting to lick me the psychology Psycho log cal moment do you ever feel twittered the young woman with the soulful eyes to the great novelist as if you must fly from this As it if you must bury yourself in some vast wilderness far from the haunts of men mena do you feel that you will die if you are alone all alonea yes he told her indeed I 1 do ah alit when do you feel that waya now jill luck averted my dear said mrs spenders by way of preliminary would ou con sider an opal unlucky 9 I 1 would mould if I 1 got a all for one and had bad to pay it began her husband sternly oh she interrupted I 1 in so glad I 1 ordered a diamond dinst ad catho lie standard the r present occupation say what nhat s become of the people who ten or twelve years ago were get ting themselves inoculated with brown lequar Se I 1 s elixir of life I 1 dunno I 1 guess they re furnishing testimonials tor for the patent medicine malera or furnishing the pictures that are used in showing up the horrible samples examples cold Cal calculate culat on do you think that the trusts are going to take possession of the entire country 9 certainly not answered mr dus tin we don t want to own the country it if we me owned it wed be responsible for its debts instead of sell ing it things at a profit washington star tommy tommys s sad M mistake stake tommy pa I 1 smoked dour our pipe to day pa what tommy you said it would make me sick but it didn dian t pa you misunderstood me my son I 1 said id male oi sick I land hand me that strap love not blind love is mind blind you know said the minister ministers s wife blind nothing exclaimed the par son don dont t ou on suppose if it was blind it would sometimes make a mis take and give the minister a little more than a twenty five cent wedding fee feea D ecret on you never laugh at young mr lir s jokes johes no answered ans vered miss cayenne I 1 like mr Bliz I 1 am afraid he will get to trying to be clever every time he meets me and become a nuisance the strong man at the show do you think it really weighs pounds I 1 d hate to question it it if he can t lift that much he looks as if he could whip any man who ays he can t mrs s french oh mrs I 1 must con you your dinner was a corn success how do you manage managed well my dear I 1 just leave every thing to tigers and eive give them bete noir noirl tattler perfectly sat y nell Nel nellylou lYou you seem perfectly satisfied with your new gown belle yes it has been approved by the man I 1 like best and coi damned by the apran I 1 hate D ost not a stylish household no I 1 have nothing for you said the housekeeper sternly and dont ou come here after dinner again beg pardon lady replied I 1 hungry higgins but I 1 didn dian t s pose yer d have dinner over th s early in the day you ain aln t cry very stylish are yer catholic standard lecture in mathematics professor yes sir it if ou ell were thrown like a stone you would describe a parabola in returning to earth student I 1 think ill go and get thrown throw at once then probes sor that s about the only way ill ever learn to describe one of em like mother like son mother when you are through playing tommy put your toys away I 1 don t like to do it every time aou 5 ou are tired tommy you are just like in me in that respect mama in the year 2000 mr multimillion I 1 thought his people were rich mrs multimillion oh no his ills father was merely a poor but honest millionaire A factor in the problem blanche does she love him clara how can she tell she does not yet know what his income la Is KNEW BETTER THAN THAT malsie I 1 want mant to show you a picture I 1 bought of a russian in battle daisy that isn t a russian that fellow Is standing still compromise she how sweet of you to own that you were in the wrong he absent mindedly mind edly yes mother always taught me that it was easier to give in to a woman than to argue with her detroit free press sufficient reason mrs strap charlie what makes you swear so dreadfully while you are shaving mr strap I 1 suppose my dear it Is 1 because the old nick Is in the razor her view she there Is no excuse tor for a man dancing badly he but if he cannot dance other wised she oh that merely would be an excuse for not dancing at all setting a fashion amy Is it true that miss farleigh Fad leigh intends to elope blanche why yes and I 1 bear hear that she is going to send out cards az bouncing the elopement avo d ng extravagance I 1 mr now non in dear tell ou on how I 1 happened to get home so lato if aull only listen mrs bibles all right turn off the radiator before ou begin will you ail ml wha for fora mrs bibles dh it seems so ex trav agart to have steam and hot air both going at once same as money say borroughs lemarl ed the busy merchant apparently ou on be lieve that time Is money Is that sarcasms sarcasm 9 inquired DO bor r roughs who mho realized leali zed that his visit had been rather prolonged well I 1 was just thinking that you re using somebody else s time strung him up anyway first citizen that boss hoss thief thief claimed that he was airs hypnotized second citizen and did that go with the boysa first citizen well we me took him at his word found him guilty ot of bisin in the first degree and strung him up miss ng we m were ere shown n tie bed in which bashir agton had slept but we me inquired where is the coal bin in which he must have slept when his wife cleaned house As it was not forthcoming we were gravely inclined to doubt the antiques harper s bazar real enthusiasm she and what did she say when iou on attempted to kiss hera he ile she said she thought I 1 was mas a gentleman IN wella ell I 1 oh itter I 1 got through I 1 issing her she didn dian t think anything about it jhb knew it Nob lemans four occupations lord stone broke its it s time clar ence that you were mere thinking about 9 career dutiful son I 1 will be guld guided edby by you father shall I 1 go into the church study for the bar enter the army or marry an heiress 9 t lose it for the world mrs good shocked kled mrs Tal kalot just told me something that I 1 know was manufactured out of whole cloth mrs chatterton eagerly well uell lets have it quick I 1 all of the gossip in this neighborhood Is about worn threadbare judge more like his father you gro grow more like your father every day sharply exclaimed the boy s mother over some misconduct of her six year od old son for over a week the boy went every morning to the mirror to see it if his nose was getting red turned the right way he never seems to turn his atten eions to anything that will bring hi him in money he has this time to what has he turned his atten eions A rich widow A time limit she her iler elderly admirer la Is quite attentive I 1 he yes seems to think he cannot live without her she well considering his age he cant live very long without her you never can tell miss hubb I 1 trust you appreciate bernard shaw mr eh let me see ligham lightweight eight or featherweight 9 these san francis co fellows are coming on so fast more than warm whew exclaimed the first pigeon t those sparrows mad when I 1 swiped that grain of corn from them 7 I 1 should say replied the other talk about your small hot birds philadelphia press A paradox so you think you see an opportune opp ity said his friend see an opportunity said the en thus lastic person yes direel and I 1 tell you it s out of sight |
