| Show 11 e brolley car conductor the successful conductor joins to the chivalry and impressiveness nesb of a pol ceman the savo save r faire of the gen tieman behind the silk sill counter for persons who go home aiom clubs a at two in the morning may hae hane to be persuaded in ili six di different erent ways before they offer anything to ring up says charles 31 skinner la in the atlantic the conductor must keep fifty or sixty streets in in nd he must be sure to let the elderly lady off oil at the one she has been thinking of and when she foils him he must not impeach her veracity if she just knew she told him he ile must not allow the man who immerses himself in a newspaper to forget an obligation of five cents to the company lie he must curb a natural inclination to embrace the wives of strangers when he lifts them up the steps he ile must call the attention of forgetful persons to the fact that they are chewing tobacco or are drunk he must arbitrate between the man who opens the window windo wand and the woman who wants it shut and shut it he ile must in insinuate iduate hl himself up and down the aisle of his car without tipping standees into the laps of irascible bankers or treading on the corns of such as wear them and while oters clutch at straps or dashboards or door inobe or the coid cold he rings his fares with when the motorman is seized with a sudden frenzy for action he be must never lie down on the floor or lose his dignity he ile can be philo sophic after he grows used to it and find advantages in his wild career As a co conductor remarked the worst of goin gom by electr city is it most shakes your liver out but you never get |
