| Show wap W TEACHING THE DOG f X k 4 4 I 1 t r ileac what aie ate ye doin up tramp 1 nit deachin 3 er dog ter walk alk on ou hie his hind legs hard its a bard task this being a states man remarked the great man reflect dively people aie ate hard to satisfy veo very it if yo i have bave money at the end of a teim of office they wink sig anti ant and say I 1 told you ou so and if you are poor they curl their lips and comment on your improvident charac ter an unsentimental answer what would hould yoi do harry asked a rather vain woman of 0 her little nephew who ho had been assuring her of his unbounded affection tor for her if your aunt died and your uncle married why replied harry without the slightest I 1 would so go to mt wedding of cd urse hat has its laughable feature features you seem to think sternly remarked the chairman of the commis engaged in investigating the beet beef trust there s something funny in cornering mess pork I 1 i es sir said the packer I 1 can t help laughing hav ha ent en t you seen how I 1 im in holding in sides feminine view of it mrs federly so you have never met the woman you thought you could marry marrye singleton never mrs federly well I 1 don dout t wonder at that As a lule iule women aie ate hard to please creditor creditors are so inconsiderate when a man Is unable to meet his bills it Is very embarrassing to him to have to meet his creditors som erville journal acx ous to know what will happen when one man controls all the money in the worldly asked the apprehensive theorist I 1 in sure I 1 don t kno know answered the bustling capitalist but I 1 im ni will tet to do a my best be at to find out se sens s t ve barber have an egg shampoo sira intini NON ow I 1 sl slot 01 id ay not barber beg pardon sir I 1 did bot dot know 3 0 1 i w ei el e an all actor no free puff puffs did you notice what a black eye the mayor has hasp asked the village editor a wife 1 I saw it replied the molder ol 01 lo 10 cal opinions bu but t I 1 can t afford to notice it for less than thin the usual rate dangerous pastime athlete 1 I don t see how you can call skating a dang diangelous elous sport Old loer why ive I 1 ve leonn many a pool fellow to get marr ed just by teaching a girl to slate IL I 1 it D d the work juet just see how yow my poor hands are chapped air milligan dear dear how sal sall but really I 1 didn dian t suppose there was room ort lour your little hands for chaps miss little I 1 im in sure mire these aie ate merely bal half biown elt chappies apples the am ot of the engagement v will III appeal next b bin inlay lay wished to be Pre I 1 in hungry sir sal sail I 1 the beggar V wont on t yon you glye me enough to get a here my goo I 1 man said sald mr air I 1 ampo is 1 ere s a penny tor for you ob ahalik yo yoi i sir by the way alave ilave wave you got gok a pel sin tablet about youl you I 1 always get desp dyspepsia apsia when I 1 overeat myself A cal cat catastrophe hear about Ilar dinks t experience with the automatic eleo elec trie waiter in n N york spartacus no what was it ita lie ife picked out his order decided deil i he bed d take a bermuda Beri nud onion and dr dropped plied in nig his money but the confound el machine sprung a leek on him A WEEKLY PROBLEM Z mrs ablat what Is this chinese problem I 1 read about so olten often in the papera mr air asket whether or not you 11 get your laundry at the end ol 01 the week THE ONLY TWO A 0 f yes the New riche a recep tit u after the horse show the other night was as very select there were only two common people there who weye were they mr and mis vis New riche home preaching hev rev dr goodman I 1 m so sorry your husband isn t here afro smith I 1 ru rd afraid you forgot to tell him I 1 in tended to preach today to day on municipal problems mrs smith indeed I 1 did not I 1 told him that the very last thing but he said he would stay at home and read his bible greek meeting greek towne met gabble and perkins at a smoker last night and introduced them to each other browne oh ob say it its s a shame to introduce a bore like gabble gabbie to any body tow towne tie its evident you don dot t know perking or you d see the humor ot of it went without saying miss peppery I 1 hear a young man mark w was a quite attentive to you last night at t the h e party miss aldun no particular young m man miss aliss peppery particular 0 no of course not the morning after ira get up tip mrs gayman called shaking her sleepy husband it you re going down town with asa you 11 have to hurry asa s up aces upa up replied gayman I 1 ou win the money I 1 never did ha any luck severed his connection were you discharged from your last place no 0 o they didn t want me any long er and ao I 1 left either one I 1 will fool them tonight grignet the tall young man in the imperial tie how so soa asked the hael hazel eyed girl why I 1 split some gasoline on my trousers and they can t tell if I 1 am ain a grocery clerk or a chauffeur the case C ase warrn ed it simpson can t you work that typewriting machine aitho it making bucl a terrible noiea samson not when I 1 ni writing to a man who ho called me an 1 4 lot A |
