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Show How Emperor William Is Battling Againat a Dangerous Heredity. ' Fmierir William's father died of cancer of the throat. Luiperor William hiiiiaelf had infantile paralysis, and ha had to struggle with Qood Jokes A Necessary Preliminary. Alin high' You'll hit the umik of Aa man. man yrm know did. lint t liars no uaa in taking aim I'nlesa your gun la loaded. man loo poor lo uoo No Bain Wagons No fait. '(ad. Wheel" Am you can't understand a woe "It's a an." be said, disgustedly. use frying." "What's happened now 7" I met that pretty Miss Swift In I daik hallway and kissed her. 1 didst mi:i I, you know." li.r!; ' "A ml she did iiilud?" Well klie pretended to be very u gry, so 1 thought I'd smooth thlrg down by telling her that It was all mistake that I thought aba w somebody else. "And then?" "Why. then she really wai very Judge. j i Idle. man wealthy wnoiigh IT IS SO HARO TO UNDERStIiC 7 WOMAN. Headgear." to buy bailor. 1 of 1 ha Haiti, ocd qua! :sd your rli'CU IJrrn will be. Dsa'l fc maitit dirrs it ouly eat Beat in farm aagona. and tlpcrb coco proclaims Oaln always Bain. Tkta fleei ng Implements, Veaavc hicle) or Stover, writ ua good good you money, give you and good treatment. the ft Bacon old. Leading Implement Dealers I'taK and Idaho Well, she looks as if nc aay she was about that old. Yonkers Statesman. Egbert would the only way you can nrouao a mean man's consclenco la to catch him at It. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color more goods, brighter colon, with less work than othere. Tom Twenty dollars for that pie fall hat? You must be crasy! Clara Well, 1 must say It's going j to my head. Chicago Chronicle. CEO. T. ODELL. Gen. Mgr. at Salt Lake, Ogden, Lagan, Idaho Falla and Montpelier Houiea Graat Poets Letters, Twenty years ago a German publisher began to laauo a complete collection of Ooetty'a letters. Thirty-fou- r volumes are now In typo, and It la expected that the rest of tha letters, which will fill IS more volumes, will appear within four years. Rose Life, The night sent down a dawdrop To where a rad rose alapt; Tha red rum opened wide Its srma And In the dewdrop crept. ciosa narunoavn nr I a. The Modern Machinery In a Pinch, Uaa ALLENS FOOT-EASA powder. It curea painful, smart1 The sun came softly stealing Above Ilia hilltop's crest. And mail the dewdrop sparkle L'pon Ilia roaa'a breast. kavt lately lastalki la ear jewelry Shag wake It goatlbM tar at to haaila difflcaU work proaietly ssi very reaioaably. lag, netvous feet and Ingrowing nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery 09 the age. Makes new ahoea eaay. A certain cure for sweating feet 30,000 testimonials of curea. Sold hy all druggists, 25c. Trial package, FREE. Address A. 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. The couth wind cams and Amf mails It dip and nod lie flaming petal, falling. Made rainbows on tha sod. Milwaukee Hen tlnel. Knew What He Wanted. I'm er do yon ever back goods end return tha Young Gent take money ? Jeweler No. sir; but If you have an SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH engagement ring. I'll melt It up for you and pay for the Weekly. Union Assay Office . a. n. nanauaa. (.. Santa. gold. N. Y. Embarrassing. a. aoataa KU MM OITV, UTan Clara Can you alwayi tell a ( glnner on the llnka? Claude Well, as a rule, you tell him much. Cincinnati Enqifctr. Glory. I want to b an Ice man, And with the Ire man stand. An auto at the sidewalk. A bank book In mr hand. Mission Contribution. A report of the Student Voluntnor movement shows that 943,430 was eon trlbuted for mlaalona In tha Inat year In thn Inatltutlona for higher learning In thn United Staten sad Canada an lacmaa of 910,540 Ivor thn previous year. Of thla amount 120.192 wag for city and homt and 957,230 fur foreign minikins, 930,150 contributed by faculties and friends, and 953,271 by students. In the Wee Hours. What waa that nolle In the last night?" 0, non-Chri- Ws Maks Travel Eaay. Five trains dally via tbs Atchison, Topeka A Santa Fa, Colorado to Kansas (Tty, Si. Jos, Chicago, Uslvsston, Auk mo Kl Paso, City of Mexico. shout reduced rates. C. F. Warren, 3 "Why, Ilender came home club nnd started to make tha trical experiment." "What electrical "Why, rubbing a black cat ra the back to see If he could set any sparks." "And did he see any sparks?1 No; but he saw a myriad of stars. The rat clawed him, and he fU ovei the piano.' Chicago Dally Nets. mla-Ilon- a, Gtissle Yea; while I was talking to Miss Hum she had n faraway, pleased look In bur eyes. khe was Miss Sharp Perhaps were far that away. you thinking Chicago Dally News. A Sure Cure. Good Taste. Its bite may trail to marrtaga But I ran trlt you thla That I don't blanio a microbe For lurking In a kiss. Houston Post. True Reciprocity. 8. r. Hy.. 411 Dooly Block, Salt take City. Utah. O. A.. A. T. A ' An Elegant Sufficiency. Mr. Sllmdlet Rave soma mors of the mackerel, Mr. Boarder Mr. Hoarder No, thank you; but I'll take a bucket of water. If you please r N. Y Weekly. Tha Novelist 1 am troubled with Insomnia. 1 lie awake at night think Ins about my novels. The Critic Why don't you get ill laud read ono of them? Brook yt Eagle. I Insurance Journals. No liualnes Is ao well supplied with trade Journals nt that of Innurann-the- m being over 70 of these weculle-ithe country. It Is wild. They deof llvi pend largely on llm advent-ducomimnlm, and the withdrawal u! much of the patronage of the three bis Ilfs rotnpanies of New York aa a rr suit of the Investigation la causing them sunn- an Maclarena Successor. Tha Rev. Alexander Connell, who succeeds to Ian Maclaren'a pulpit at Sefton Park, Liverpool, has Area paw tor of Regeat Square Presbyterian church, London, since 1893. He waa bora In the Scotch Highland! Juat 40 years ago. Poison in Yolk of Eggs. Lolael haa arrived at tho somewhat startling conclusion that tho yolk of tho eggs of fowls and ducks, aa well aa these of the tortoise, contains poisonous substances. When Isolated and Injected Into the veins of rahblta er other animals these prompt ly cause death. The phenomena produced are those of acute Intoxication of tha central nervous system. M. G. Milwaukee Sentinel. aca-lem- lc Scattered Subjects. The king of Ruglnnd haa In Aaln more than 100,000,000 subjects; la America, 7.500,000; In Africa, about 43.000,000; In Australasia, over 5,000,-00and In Europe, over 42,000,000, Classifying them broadly by religions, thsrs are 208,000,000 Hindus, 94,000,-0- 0 Mohammedans, 51.000,000 Christiana 12.000,000 Duddhlsta and 23,000,-0- 0 s of of various pagan or ttan religion. to-da- About d. Company W -- Tha Cld, Old Story. Ha couldn't read his title clear 'i Ts mansions In tha skies. tai fact, ha had nona anywhere Ha didn't advertise. -- Chisago Record-HeralThe Ruls of Golf. Consolidated Wagon and Machine tan Judging by Looks. She says she la 28 yogi many infirmities. whispered that he hiiiiw-l- i ta troubled with the same nuUiy which off his father. Koval blood is unmined most generally deteriorated fortunately blood. Emperor William know this as well as anybody, and is doing bis beat to eradicate the bad bhiod from himself and his family by the adoption of simple life principles. Through the visit of e countryman of his to Rattle Creek, Michigan, while tu this country, visiting the orld's Fair in Chicago in 1W3, Emperor William becise acquainted with the Kettle Creek idea of simple living and has to a large extent adopted the method in hi family. Ills wife nnd children live the simple ufe anil take Hattie Creek light bsths. Their unci. King Edward, also has these bath installed in hia Windsor and Buckingham Palaces for the use of hinuelf and Queen Alexandra. Among other things GOOD HEALTH, the oldest health journal in tlie world, tells almut the Hattie Creek idea and the simple life. Every numlwr is brimful of ideas. Sample copy 10 cents. One dollar a year. If you will cut this nut and aend to GOOD HEALTH PUBLISHING CO., Battle Creek, Mich., with a quarter you will receive a trial three months' subscription to Ibis handsome illustrated monthly health magazine. Write Send Check. la ut tho seashore. Ami every d iy's a gay day; Ills daiiKbtcr is with mamma. And every tiy's a wnde day; But they write lovely letters Ho gets ono every pay day. Houston loxt. Transmission of Facial Charactarfstlca It would appear that the tranaml Ion ef facial tralta subordinate to deflnlte law, that la to aay, that am oestral facial expression and appearance are more often than not tran mltted through the femnle members of the family, who generally do not exhibit the same characteristics to the male offspring, and that tha younger generations show, aa a rule, all the facial condltkma and algna which were present In a remote ancestor. North American Review. Butler's Stolen Fee. The late Hon. Joseph Q. Hoyt, formerly of Boston, when a lad attended a circus and his silver watch waa stolen. The supposed thief was arrested, and was defended by Benjamin F. Butler, who proved he did not take the watch, and narar waa at tha circus. During the civil war Hoyt waa Introduced to Butler at a dinner at the Astor house. In New York, and the "Thia ia the first latter remarked: time I have had the pleasure of meeting you." "Oh, no!" said Hoyt, who then related the circus Incident Waa that you, Hoyt?" asked Butler, and, being answered In the af-- , flrmatlve, Butler laughed and said: That waa an awful good watch,, Hoyt That is all I got for defending' tha thief." His wife - MORE THAN MONEY. A Clarence I told tho minister he mUlit kiss you. Ginsh i ali' Drills. Cordelia And what did he say? Settling. stranger Clarence Ho thanked me, and aaldl The ap. Mercury tempering U used for drill which are to be employed In perforat- that under the circumstances he proarhed the Questions and Answer ing glass plate. The drill Is heated would forego the usual fee. Illus- editor. to a white heat and plunged Into tha trated Bits. May 1 have your assistance," he "It settling a wager?" asked. It make extremely which mercury, Human Nature. "Certainly, sir." bard. Tha drill la kept moist with a The path of duty lends, 'tls said. You're eure it'll be do Ctauble to saturated solution of camphor and oil To But you?" The process requires ef turpentine. A lot of p,Hpl strive tarh day None at alL I'm perfectly wllilal To And a shorter cut ronnlderable care and labor to produce News to Chlcsgo Dully help you." results. good Let me have 910, then, I lost" AH. That Waa When Booms Stop. Cleveland louder. Eflle Jack and I Ashed for .our Easterner I understand the great hours yesterday. Hairy Persiflage. land boom at Dugout City baa colF.lsle Catch anything? Barber Hair cut or shave. Mr lapsed. Eflle Customer-E- U? tcoyly) Only Jack. Royal Oh, merely -- nt Weeteruer Yes; no use keeping 11 thank you. Magazine. now la All land the going any longer. owned by outsiders. N. Y. Weekly. Yes, Indeed. A Laymans Impression. She said that she thought It waa psrtaet Father" j the ,u,all Her Innocent Occupation. M1" ia a acleatistr I baln't Is? Bus j wonder where "A scientist, my son, Is a maa seen her thla hour an' a half." can tell you things vi- -j already whe know She ain't fur," replied the old man. in such unfamiliar language that "Last time I seen her she wus Millin' avgard it something brand iawo! a couple o' rattlesnake. to git rattle, ' Washing' on Slur. wear tc to necklace a to mako enough Not on the Programme. the party!" Atlanta Constitution. Of course." she said, "yoj'vt: smt-Dear! Alicia Oh. that Ute cake walk, professor?" of y- o- u Pastime. Popular The er llie cuke. niaJani? No.' Just the dearest As a revival of the old English ms returned the professor. "But 1 unAlphotmo- -1 sb.xiid My lt . tom of ahootlng at tho butts aftet der a r 920 wcih letiN. you understand sin ui? apt Dlvlno worship, tha Amberley (Eng.) ' kata sees th r'.ioc.e moMlize.'' Uia; Sun on le open mlntatura rifle club day aflernoona, and la very popular. seedy-tookin- w 1 p-- em : Minister Talks About Grape-Nut- s. trouble began My first stomach back In 1895," writes a minister In Xebr. resulting from hasty eating and eating too much. I found no relief from medicine and grew 0 bad that all food gave mo great distress. It was that sore, gnawing, hungry feeling In my stomach that was so distressing and I became a sick man. waa recommended aa a Grape-Nut- s IPod that could be easily digested. Leaving the old diet that had given me ao much trouble, I began to eat with a little cream and Grape-Nut- a sugar. The change effected in 24 hours was truly remarkable, and In a few weeks I was back to health again. My work as a minister calls me away from home a great deal, and recently I drifted back to fat meat and indigestible foods, which put me again on the sick list nnd So I went back to Grape-Nutcream and In four days I was put right again. The old dull headaches are gone, stomach comfortable, head dear, and It ia a delight to pursue my studies and work. food is worth more Grape-Nut-s to me, nnd I hope this money IbsB may Induce some sufferer to follow the same course I have." Name given by Foetum Ce-- , Battle COULD NOT KEEP I! Broken Down, Like Many Anothar Woman, with Exhausting Kidney Trouble WITH Mrs. A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. I had kidney trouble In Ito aay a: moat painful and severe form, and the I went The Harvest. One ebbed a sapphire sea by vagrant through now seems bret-svto hare been alstirred, Now stubble bristles drear where reapmost unbearable. I ers' blades have whirred. had back-achpains The ripene-i- . d fields hsvs yieldIn ths side and ed up their gold; loins, spells The yeomen in their bins the garnered and hot, feverish bushels hold. headaches. T h s r e The aeaaun's wealth Is In; the ecnles have bearing-dowmade their test were, The harvest sun, of red, has settled in the pains, and the kidWest! ney aecretlons The harvest year Is done! What treasure passed too frequently, and with a burning sensation. They showed seddidst thou gain? What aald the scales In pounds when iment I became discouraged, weak; languid and depressed, so sick and weighing out thy grain? How planted thee? And what? And how weak that I could not keep up. Aa beneath thn sun doctors did not cure me I decided to Didst thou thy Sally vigils keep With try Doans Kidney Pills, and with work begun? uch success that my troubles were Didst toll a faithful day o'er healthy all gone after using eight boxes, and planted eeed my strength, ambition and general Or didst thou, careless, tarry whilst the health la fine." grass and weed Sold by all dealers. 50 eenta a box. Crept in and left their suckers on thy Foster-Mllburharvest Oeld? Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For by that record did thy garnR-eharvest yield! Suffered for "White Lie." white lie ever Justified? That a Is Ah! by thy dally tending ehalt Life's at least some people believe lt haa harvest be, of b untiela or a bursting sight to ao excuse Is proved by ths following talo: Aa ancient rabbi came to a city see! Tbs harvest Held of Ufs yields what thy-ae- lf where all the people were truthful, hath sown. married ono of tho Inhabitants, bad And what thou garnersth Is all thy very two children sad prospered. Oaa day own! a neighbor called when the rabbi's Than on tha field of Life lt pays with car wife waa washing her head, and the to tend to tha door, waa aolaed Thy dally duty to the harvest's golden rabbi, going by false modesty and aald that she and. had gone out Thereupon both of hia Sow only wholesome wheat In kernel children died, and, aa no one died In sound nnd strong Pluck out the stifling growth the weeds that city before reaching old age, the and tares of wrong! neighbors made inquiries, the rabbi confessed what he had done, and waa Ones ebbed a sapphire sea by vagrant ordered to leave the city immediately breezes stirred. Now stubble bristles drear where reapers' Considered the Proprieties. blades- - have whirred A man in Dallas county tried to What gleanest thou? A harvest from a shuffle off this mortal coll by hanging laden field Or shrunken grain? What Is tbs record himself with a blind bridle. Hia wife of thy yield? found him suspended from a raftes In the barn. He waa wroth at her In If you had let Thoughts In My Den. terpoaltlon, saying: Nature abhors the old, who love her me alone a few mlnutea more I woulq havo been In heaven." Hia wife rh moat plied: Yea, and you would havo look! A man with a boll on hia neck finds ad nice running around over heavog with a blind bridle on, wouldnt you?" no joy In buildings. Thockmorton (Tex.) Times. Any fool can ask questions, but lt takes a wise man to atop him. IVlf BY torture s sun-kisse- dly n n y The older we get the more we lie the limits of our abilities. real He who does hia level beat seldom finds lt neceaaary to do other people. Absence makes the husband's heart grow fonder after the dishes are all dirty. It takes seeds to raise flowers, but some men can raise cal without half trying. j No one knows what la in him un- til he gets down to hard work and mines the claim. Too many men who have not the ability to build a dog house try their hand nt erecting palaces. MM think they are regular devils are merely Innocent lambs Borne men who with abnormal Imaginations. It la almoit worth being away from home to find, upon returning, how much she haa missed yon. The goose stands on one leg and holds up the other hut for the life of me I never could tell why. There'e a reason." Read the little book, "The Road to tfellvtllar la pkga Prevented by men qfihor vice, hut rent their buildings to harlots. The love of money covers a multitude of alns. Borne Some married couples are about as Illy mated as a dachshund and a grey hound and still they wonder why they don't get on together. There Is no city ao attractive to the traveler as the little home back We see not alone with our yonder. eyes, but with our heart as well. The bill collector ala-ay- s appears sordid and grasping to the man who has just returned from communing with nature on his summer vacation What shall I do with nil the days and hours that must lie counted ere I see thy face?" writes a Kansas man to his Inamorata. How would It do to suck cider through a straw or try filling a straight from the top aide? I see thee In my dreams, sweetheart, and yet I cannot reach thee! writes a Chicago man on hia vacation to hli best girl. Ill bet that fel low would hug a girl In the park while a labor day parade was passing. The ambltlonlesa man Is frequently la he of restless ambl tlon. Progress la built hy men scourging themselves to great deeds. The contented man seldom builds castles. happier than s Creek. Mich. UEI The revolution (s on In Russia. Deaplte his wishes, the horoscope suggests that Cxar Nicholas must soon say with Richard II: "I gtva this heavy weight from off ni head And this unwieldy sreptru from my hand. The prtds of kingly sway from out my heart" To treat Pimples and Blackheads, Red, Rough, Oily Complexions, gently smear the face with Cuti-cur- a Ointment, the Great Skin Cure, but do not rub. Wash off the Ointment in five minutes with Cuticura Soap and hot water, and bathe freely for some minutes. Repeat morning and evening. At other times use Cuticura Soap for bathing the face as often as agreeable. No other Skin Soap so pure, so speedily effective. sosweet, Altl . - SsssuanSEHSiS ETVcSk11 -- IU1M ms, DO YOU WIRT k JOO 7 mums ysrs. ss atarn. of Ssa rrasaaso. TH s hssk era of Ik ssosis siu is Huorr TH hiisss HFwn lawMiMiBss. kiss f lkkriMBBknSa frm b.Tt loM sobbomm k Son svsr-issda- Misnssirnw ,; kncklmranmnS wool Ik fro a Isusrisik Bussii'orrvBLIciTT. i.fuulliM sit. OsMa aiMf , o y ITI ,u unt-slI |
