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Show No Need to Carry Them Out. In a little Missouri town, In the ,last campaign, a Republican candidate candi-date for congress was addressing an audience on the hustings. He paid a high compliment to the Taft administration admin-istration and then, In spreadeagle fashion, declared: "And, gentlemen of this thriving little lit-tle town, I want to assure you that if I am honored by your votes and am sent from this district to the halls of congress to represent you honest, clean-handed, God-fearing people, the best people that the sun shines upon, I will carry out the policies of the present administration." Then up jumped a man in the rear of the hall, who shouted: "Don't take the trouble to carry 'em out; throw 'em out." Norman E. Mack's National Monthly. |