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Show OLD SPICE Sr.lOOTII SHAVE and a new super-shar- p BENNETT blade Ms CERF'O y o erfflb o ard Stop, look and laugh in tlie classified. Readers who like to laugh should not overlook the classified ad sections of our small-townewspapers and weeklies. Here are a few such insertions of recent vintage: n "Lost! Will the gentleman who picked up a fur coat at. Inspiration Point last night please return the redhead that was in it. No questions asked." 1. "Attractive kitten seeks position purring in a nice little 'girls lap. Will also do light mouse work. X. 3. "For sale: diamonds:. $3; microscopes: $2.75." 4. "Will the person who took a slice of chocolate layer cake from the police commissioners office please return same? It is part of the evidence in a food poisoning case. s. "Send for a homemade soap. It doesn't lather. It doesn't float. It contains no secret ingredients. It is designed solely to keep you company in the tub." box of our 9. "Wanted: smart young lady to act as deceptionist.7. "For sale: cruiser. A beauty equipped with two be seen by appointment. Bring diving bailing pumps. May helmet." Out-perfor- ms every other shaving method ! Smooth Shave instant lather saturates your whiskers in stays moist and firm to the end of your shave. Lets your razor ride so easy, you can barely feel the blade. Thats why Smooth Shave gives split-second- s, you a faster, smoother shave with any kind of blade- -a super shave with the new super-shar- p blade! Mentholated or Regular, only 1.00 nee SMOOTH SHAVE 1960, Shulton, Inc. 12 - Alio mn(abi I 38-fo- 8. "Will the lady who saved $90 on electric washer I advertised in last weeks 'Gazette please get in touch with me? It was the drier my wife wanted to sell. 9. "For sale: modern house with 4 bedrooms, 3 baths and rumpus room in cellar. Extra attraction: the family next door is building a swimming pool." This plaintive classified ad was inserted in the local weekly by the minister of the Presbyterian church : "Wanted! Men, women and children to sit in slightly used 10. pews on Sunday morning. lost straw. A gentlemans umbrella was pilfered at a the Midwest. After spending twice the price in town meeting of the umbrella in ads for its recovery, he still had not gotten it back. His ad was worded: "Lost from town meeting last Friday : a black silk umbrella. The gentleman who took it will be handsomely rewarded by leaving it at number seven. National Bank Building. A copywriter sniffed, "No wonder your advertisement produced no results, and rewrote it as follows: "If the man who was seen taking an umbrella from the vestibule at Fridays town meeting does not wish to get into trouble and have an indelible stain cast upon his Christian character, which he values so highly, he will return it at once to number seven. National Bank Building. He is well known." Tho high-powere- d Next day the man who had lost the umbrella found 12 of them propped up in his anteroom. Conodo THIS WEEK Magazine September 25f I960 |
