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Show Parate’s AYHr OfChaze Dark Side ‘We all have demons. The whole never aearole home with Idea is 2 GREAT COMEDY LEGENDS TOGETHER ON HOME VIDEO! me, but this was the closest I've come.” said Chazz Palminteri, talking about his new film, Hurlyburly. Ws a good thing he didn't comeany closer: Chazz (real name, Chalogero) plays Phil, a suicidal actor whobeats his girlfriend and throws } another woman (Meg Ryan) out of a car. “The thingthat sepa- 7 rates well-behaved peo- A ple frompeoplelike Phil Chazz as psychotic Phil is they don’t act ontheir impulses,” said Palminwho admittedthat he “brooded a lot” filming, which was hard on his wife. © Latefees have gone up. Banks that charged $5-$7 in 1995 now add $20-$29. © Latefees are imposed earlier. 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