| Show CURSORY COMMENT isee Isec I 1 see inan in an eastern paper ail an article headed what shall we wear I 1 I 1 ta taking kim the position that double breasted vests vest s will be just the thing people out here I 1 in n utah will doubtless differ with this conclusion cold weather is creeping on to us S stealthily and to say tue the least a vest of any kind would be barely sufficient clent protection aga against the inclemency of the elements I 1 am in favor of wearing some other articles ol of clothing besides the double breasted waistcoat an eastern paper sta states es that a little annajo put in b utter butter will give it ane golden goldell hue so attractive to purchasers I 1 do not make this stat statement emerit to induce utah dairy people to lie efe dye cie their butter but merely to tell them why their product is not so good looking aj some of the imported there is article besides annajo that eastern people eople do not always put into their beutter butter designed for tiie tile market they should introduce some of it by way of experiment peri purl ment we 11 have ave reference to cream mr ir min miln who appears at the salt lake theatre Tie tle atre tonight to night has the reputation of a great actor I 1 have no doubt iu u wilt vill be rec received elved as such by my felloe citizens B by the way thau thai huge poster representing him hlin in lil the ovala ovata cc nacter acter of the melancholy dane at the grave has its comical side the skull of yorick which he lue holds ill in his hands looks not unlike a large turnip and the sombre prince appear appears to be contemplating it wita with a view to reaching a decision as to whether lie he will eat it raw or def defer er dev devouring z it till after it is boiled that poster might be improved improve d by changing the subject the reference of mr dir president arthur to utah loo too is very like a dying ayin kick of the republican party at all an ow ob jt j et ct which it has been at accustomed to castigate sti gate during its whole lifetime tills this constant spanking of a small baby by a great brawny g giant da ut is not ail an attractive spectacle it is not an exhibition of coil cool courage ra e or magnanimity Y however I 1 dont think another such kick willbe will be administered by mr nir arthur in recommending a legislative commission for this territory he not dot only kicked utah but gave the republic I 1 bublic a cuff on the the ear I 1 I 1 have always looked looked upon a territorial form of government ov as a boll boil on the body poil poll politic tie tic but a territory under a legislative commission would be worse than chanta la carbuncle on the back of its neck the case of the man who was fined in the police court yesterday for knocking his wife down and battering his mother in law should teach a lesson to men who do not carry around a lasso to prevent their tempers from running loose I 1 recommend as a preventive of dangerous outbursts of passion that ha hasty st ay iy pe people 0 le adopt one of a number of r rules ls I 1 when n they are provoked they should do e either ither 0 of the following things before speaking or acting I 1 repeat repeat the alphabet count jound twenty whistle a tune go out into the back yard and saw a two foot diameter log into stove wood dig a post hole in fact anything respectable until they get time to cool off 11 hen the heat Is is reduced the danger is passed if there is to be any weeping beaman by a man iia lia liable bleto to commit rash and outrageous acts let it be before the deeds are done and then not do them A hot tempered person always reminds me of a man driving a span of wild colts with a piece of boiled carrot for bits and a string of spool cotton for lines people who have been in almost almast every ivers clime under heaven give I 1 the palm to 0 o utah where the climate taken as a whole is most de delightful delights lightf al it is a fact that it a person were so situated and ana and inclined to move from one part of tiie the territory to another at will he could have nearly auy atly kind of temperature he might desire here is the ard of december and the sun has been shining brightly almost continuously during the entire lall laii the air mild an and yet bracing and everything bright and I 1 cheerful clouds are now however beginning to gat luer portending an early chi cha chaulle change alle the tole country just now is literally flooded with a special class of artisans cabinet makers maker since the early part of this month the enormous force has been eli ell engaged on one job it may seem remarkable that so many could be ci employed u on the same hame thing at one time yet they have all been busy making a cabinet for the president elect if I 1 am any I 1 ludge adge of such a matter I 1 should say that mr cleveland will discharge all ail these voluntary workmen as so many bunglers play smash with what they have done and do the whole job joi himself with the aid of f a few favored assistants the latest slang siang wave has struck salt sait lake city IV when lien ilen a man exi ext exhibits mits wits more than the regular amount of assurance su nance rance he Is accused of manifesting a superabundance of I gall all ali 11 whenever I 1 hear anyone use Ms this recent addition to tle slang siang vocabulary I 1 feel like stepping aside and gazing upon him a few moments with unmitigated uninitiated admiration it Is so refreshing tg to find an original person in these days of apish limitation besides the delight with which one is inspired in hearm hearing the english language misused seriously young men cn who are prone to the slang habit are not likely to startle a bewildered world by standing in the tile front ranks of human affairs or a step or two in advance of the foremost my advice to young men on this subject Is dont I 1 rather the electric light notwithstanding it casts a somewhat some home what cold and ana sickly hue over objects reached by its rays Itis it is bright and clear and the ulle best substitute for the moon when the lunar orb refuses to show her shining tace lace Itha ltha it has sits its disadvantages however as was wan proved by a f friend ri end of mine a lew nights ago as he be was trudging along afoot in the iccil ward he lie was crossing the street J where there was no path vath and the glare of the electric light ligat in the dicinit vIcI vicinity nIt of f the U C depot chic lie he faced baid blind 1 ed his eyes to his immediate s aroun j f dings As aej a consequence he landed in a mud hole the moral of this nei incident 1 Is 13 3 that a man should not be so absorbed in the contemplation of a distant object as to ignore the necessity of making his footing g sure as lie he goes a alons I 1 0 ng my vly lly admiration for the loafing fraternity 1 those who adopt that profession 2 from choice is not overwhelming if it was divided into classes it should consider that portion among the most contemptible which stands just J outside the gates of the temple block oil od sundays impeding the progress ot of those who have been to worship I 1 after the dismissal dis of the meeting me e tin tiu the th e demeanor of those who compose that wing of the loafers brigade is most disgusting gazing impudently into the faceson faces of the ladies and otherwise deporting themselves offensively I 1 ai am a peaceable citizen but if it was all right and legal for marshal phillips to depute some sturdy man to give the most objectionable of those fellows a sound kicking my feelings feelen s would not be hurt to any appreciable extent although theirs f doubtless would be I 1 think hink that nuisance should be abated by ay iy some means my aly opinion Is shared by many others the question asked the tile utah commission by the antl anti mormon opponents of education as to whether a Ine lne meeting eting to decide upon levying a tax is or is not an election looks the more absurd the ion lon loner longer ioner er it is booked looked at it is like unto taking a bay mare to a horseman and asking him to say it is black the person interrogated says well the animal is bay but if I 1 say so I 1 shall offend you and besides you know enow its color as well as I 1 do I 1 will refer it to the boss horseman because I 1 do not want to take the responsibility of deciding de elding if I 1 were to say it is a black mare I 1 would render myself ridiculous and if I 1 tell the truth and say it is a bay you will raise a howl and make it uncomfortable tor for me my aly spinal column is somewhat slender so ill shirk this adf awful ul responsibility 1 the object of governor murrays Mur rays visit to the insane asylum at provo is stated to be to inspect the work I 1 think he might I 1 kill two birds with one stone by preparing quarters for the liberals who have gone insane on the he t legislative commission idea it t they hey keep on trying to reconcile political oli serfdom with republicanism t should think their being finally dumped into an institution f for or lunatics is but a question of time by themay th the way eway mr murrays Mur rays tastes are very peculiar while he sat down on acevez the university niver sity he nurses the insane asylum as teni ten q i derly as a fond mother nurses nurs es a baby his name may yet be handed banded down to posterity as an enemy of education and a close friend of the mentally deranged the th e late grand jury knew a thing or t two wo they recommended that the city police be uni uniformed forme so that peo I 1 pla pig liable to arrest ini int might t know they were in the grasp of rightful lightf ul authority and not deprived of their f needom freedom by I 1 I 1 I 1 arcs P the august body per tv os had the protection of their foreman ta n their minds eye biscon his con can aard aued aart nas been of such a r as 11 make the presence of the police oc asio nally a u necessity and h hd had d the ol of rigged up after the manair a r of the regulation bobby tiow klow easy casy t it would have been for him to distinguish their manly forms clothed in the usual HUP cout coat and brass buttons them the slip police uniforms do L ery anvel w vil ill I 1 in older cities where there are arc detective forces as well as regular but here where the olli officers cers fl have ave axe to do the duties of both I 1 dont T A it would work to levanta vantage advantage ae e the affair between W iti rowe and octav atty collector burt proves that the r n inara ancient roman senator was i id a a I 1 nanco nance hanco h vance ance in politeness of at least one enod modern rn butcher although the old time finans occasionally assumed a dupil duall eak eat at i location oca tion as for instance when a of t iem tein butchered caser when I 1 antony wanted to appropriate i a ori erl cular appendages of his fellow nir men he said lend me your ears oars lie ile d did dd d not purloin them within c a request but butcher rowe w about nt previous notice seized trl til ars kars of mr nir burt and forthwith sought to gain forcible possession of ta tap m report has it that mr bu burt rt retaliated lal tal talta talia ted by the cars of his as it if this action was based on a desire to make an even exchange of these organs this affair is solitary in its singularity among the ordinary affairs fairson of life some people would pro bably attribute rowes act to ema arro 0 a insanity I 1 am inclined to the idea that it was unmitigated brutality no wonder the republican officeholders fice holders and their hangers on amounting to at least as many more fei fe if 1 fearfully eardly sick over the democratic democrat tic victory A prospect of such an immense loense army who have been enjoying soft situations a the public expense for tr such a long ti reworking time me working for a living is no small matter after next nest the labor market in such lines as carrying the hod had sawing small wood whitewashing and the like is almost sure to be the immense additions to the already formidable array of tramps wita which the country Is afflicted judging from the sick headaches among officeholders here ehe the sentiment among them throughout the tho country mav may be judged to some extent right in this city the change had a baneful influence for which no antidote can be f found some time since associate justice P H emerson put a plank in front of the open venire hole made by judge zane associate justice twiss has stuck a plug into the same opening two thirds of the aperture being now closed packed juries will I 1 hav llave some difficulty in crawling through when the end of at the anti auti 11 mormon extrajudicial tunnel reaches the supreme of the territory some of the more prominent features of president arthurs administration olave have been trout fishing mutton chop whiskers wai wal numerous varieties of wine and exquisitely cut trousers with an occasional recommendation to destroy republican government in utah thrown in byway by way of variety |
