Show BRIGHT BOY 1 cl I dayboy say boy stop that ox 1 I got no stoppers stopper sir 11 well cawell head him then hes already headed sir confound your impertinence impertinency turn him 11 hes right side out already sir speak to him you rascal you I 1 4 good morning mr ox af A man with a pair of wooden legs is announced for congress in illinois he made the best stump speeches of any in them diggings I 1 jW g cihat hat are you britting writ ting such a big hand for pat paw why you see my grandmothers adafe and nd pro pra writing a loud jetther to her g W there is nadyne nady lady nT in a certain town so high minded that she disdains to own she has common sense EV S SHARP vi V it CS A n fridian fi idian Sana a paper says that during a trial in lawrenceport Lawrence port a young lad who was called as a witness was asked if lie knew what was the obligation of an oath and where he would go if he told a lie he supposed he would go where all the lawyers went to afi dip A newly imported irishman was standing with his hook under his arm at a shop window in gla glasgow glagow gow the shopkeeper accosts him thus well pat what do you want in my line lifie today to day what have you got to give me rejoins the irish nan I 1 will wager a I 1 have you the latter pulling a shill shilling mg f from rom his pocket replies its done I 1 I 1 want a sheath for my hook to poor pats astonishment and mortification the sheath was produced away he went to the harvest however leaving the shilling with the shopkeeper but not to be beat he called on his way ay home and n the presence of a witness thus addressed him will you take for as muth much twist tobacco as vill V ill reach from one of my ears to the etheil A penny 11 was the reply i this being agreed to the grocer cut off about a foot if f twist tobacco and was about to apply its ex remi remi ties to pats ears when the latter pointing his inger upward excelling culling ex exclaimed there is one ear buethe but the other is nailed to the back of the goal door in dublin the duped grocer was obliged to give his ingenious antagonist forty pounds of tobacco before he could get quit of him har Q 1 will you keep an eye on my horse my son ehtle I 1 step in and get a drink cayes yes sir stranger goes in gets his drink comes out and finds lis horse missing 19 where is my horse boy hes away sir I 1 tell you to take care car e of him you young camp 4 no sir you told me to tc keep keel my mv eye eve on him and lid did till lie he got cleat clean out of 81 sight P I 1 I 1 bolh smith to J jones je e it really is is a sin you in do not get your pretty louse boase fenced in 21 Q ich boies youre e wrong wi ong the place is fenced confound I 1 it 1 my mv vi ife is is all th tima round it docto d do 0 3 you uti lemix atiat a liue laue spirits now and thea would hurt me much awby no w 11 answer answered ed the doctor deliberately 1 I do not know that a little now and then would hurt yoi yo i deiy much but sr if you dont take any it bul i you at all I 1 are you an n odd fellow 6 no sir sid ive been roamed married for fara a week 11 1 I mean do you belong to lu theonder the order of odd fellows ow si no no I 1 belona belon to the order of muied men merey how denb are aie you a mason no I 1 am a carpenter ky by trade bade I 1 44 worse wom e and worse are you a son of temperance bother you no pm im a son of mr J ohn john abs go lir UV g an A I 1 icen asked if the loan who bad aad just flogged him was liis own father replied y yes es sure enough hes the parent over nw me but he treats me as if I 1 was his son by another father ther and mot liei |