Show Look vhat 30- - harfor yon' from Minnesota's Hiawatha Valley f ! HP each a —Teaching laut! By PAUL STEINER been offered a dollar his parents for each “A” on his report card explained the situation to his teacher and made her an ingenious business proposition: he offered her 50 cents of each dollar he collected ALABAMA YOUNGSTER who’d ANby In Revere Mass a patrolman MM stopped a speeding car and recognized the driver as his for-m- er teacher “I grammar-scho- ol should make you write 100 times: ‘It pays to drive carefully” he admonished her NY grammar-schoo- l teacher kept a naughty pupil after school Next day she was served with legal papers from the' boy’s father who demandA Bronx -- ed she pay $1 for his son’s lost report from a Play-by-pl- ay F '4 x wages baby-sittin- g Warren Township NJ school: Children brought a little lamb to class Teacher let it stay Lamb encouraged by pupils devoured the papers for a scheduled examination Teacher expelled lamb - nw Two Duel Township Mich teachers 'kept their attendance records intact despite mud that made roads impassable for automobiles-- — the schoolma’ms arrived driving farm tractors In St Louis a teacher warned a frequently absent pupil: “If you miss class just once more I’ll send a report to the truant officer” “So what?” the pupil asked “The truant officer’s my pop!” On her first day iii school an teacher was surprised to discover that all the girls in her class were in attend- ance at the local movie house eighth-grad- e watching a singing star’s per- i I Sff R W ‘reap HAMLET test Tomorrow STUPy SP£UlR0J UST5-TES- T 5 m'ssjon’es sonal appearance But the Ml M a:M teacher found a solution She phoned the theater manager and had the following day’s homework assignment on the screen 31 HI M Hi in aiii h flashed Ml Hi a:t: :: In Harlan Ky children in the second grade of a local school enjoyed an unexpected vacation because a mother dog decided to raise her pups beneath the floor of the school The pups whined the mother barked and the dog warden chopped holes in the floor This caused a draft so the teacher dismissed the class until further notice Family Weekly February 26 1961 7 iii IM a Fun way ta stnra cheese p and crackers cold meats Useful as coasters under hot or cold drinks Handy for cutting slicing and dicing jobs What a wonderful gift idea— for showers birthdays prizes Made of hard maple with a natural finish Decorations are burned in and each board is V long and drilled for hanging in kitchen or family room Order yours today with coupon at right or look for the special “Scotch” Brand display at your favorite store MAIL TODAY TO: Miniature Bread Board PO Box M St Paul 4 Minnesota Please send me sets of 4 miniature bread boards For each set I have enclosed 501 in coin (no stamps please) and one plaid tab from a roll of “Scotch” Brand Transparent Tape Allow 4 weeks for delivery NAME !S Hi V aa aaa amd- - COttPAtJ- Y- Jicnjasora JJiwiHC jLAClU FACTOR I I3G EM IS ADDRESSLl CITY mi MO ZONE Mt STATU- - MMU MW MWM AMO MMM ! MM HMMt M ITMI AM UMA OWtY M tx-t- un II - 0 OO 1MI |