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Unfortunately, so did a devilish appendage at the bottom of the body of Prince's custom-mad- e guitar. Part of Prince's personal symbology, but looking like a curved and pointed Devil's tail, the appendage's silhouette merged with Prince's and, in several camera shadow-figur- e angles during the stunt, looked embarrassingly rude, crude and unfortunately placed. Someone watching and approving the halftime rehearsal should have noticed, and objected. Prince played several guitars during his set, and could have gone with a less suggestive Plan B. Perhaps worse, though, is the CBS decision to give its prime post Super Bowl slot to "Criminal Minds." As the it obviously first part of a was intended to grab viewers and build momentum like ABC did last year with its rwopart "Grey's Anatomy" showing. But while "Grey's" had a literally explosive story line, it didn't assault the senses the way "Criminal Minds" did. The serial killer chased by Mandy Patinkin's Gideon and company, in this Super Bowl showcase episode, broadcast the murder and torture of his victims over the Web. The Webcasts of the killings, we learn, are presumed to be entertainment, and are lapped up eagerly by Internet users as the hot new "viral video." One fan writes, "This is the best thing I've seen on the net since that monkey fell off the tree after it smelled it's sic own butt." We can learn two things from this. One, fictional Web posters, like most real ones, have little grasp of spelling or grammar. Two, CBS still has a lot to learn about mounting a controversy-fre- e Super Bowl evening. And that's not even counting that Bud Light ad. Fiji: Something Cruel Is About to Happen... Real Soon, (s) (CC) 23 Survivor: Entertainment (CC) KUTV NBA 23 Overhsulln 0. (Live) (CC) The E 'Network Yachts CO 76) wwww 0 n Star Jewel (CC) 23 (PG. 84) ww Rae Dawn s S3 Funnieil (R, Home Videos Sht ol Echoes Chong (s) OsVmd j |