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Show Pinskins Name All-Opponent Teaml By WAC MILLER Chronic Sports Whistler Utah basketball squad members mem-bers met in a closed session today to-day and picked the 1963-64 all-opponent all-opponent basketball squad. "THE QUALITY of the season's opposition including Fresno State, Loyola of L.A., New Mexico Mex-ico 'State and Breedom Young made the selection tough," stated stat-ed coach Jacque Gardner as he dropped his milk bottle all over your reporter's new Florsheims. And by the way guess what is really in that amber colored bottle scratch that pair of shoes. Anyway the Piutes all-foe five include at guard Fran Robinson of Cowboy College of the Morally Moral-ly Corrupt; Walletta Jones of the Vanilla Association for the Advancement Ad-vancement of Certain Peopje; Tammy Dose of the Stanford School for the Blind at center and a little forward are Jayne Estes, Utah State Agricultural College and Jo Caldwell of the Arizona Institute of Technocracy. Tech-nocracy. NAMED TO the honorable mention squad are local yocal Jean Fairplay of Breedom Young Prep School, Ronnie Bohtom, Sinsinautie University, Jen Obnoxious, Ob-noxious, a local star from St. Mary of the Wasatch, Drezeldra Sinkafoot, Coloredo Peoples Republic, Re-public, and Trma la Harge of New Panama U. Ute squad members based selections on most fouls committed, commit-ted, fewest points scored, and cheapest bribe holdout. |