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Show T The Daily Utah Chronicle Dear Mr. Postmaster: Here's a little area set aside for your personal reading enjoyment. Everyone Every-one else stop right here, as it is illegal to read a personal postal notice. Now that we're alone, Mr. Postmaster, to continue: The Chronicle is published Monday through Friday (if we have enough staffers on duty) by the Clandestine Publishing Company, a division of the Associated Students of the University of Utah. We enter it in your office as second-class matter, (although we hate the connotations of the phrase "second-class matter") and thats about it, Mr. Postmaster. Say! Are you still reading this after we told you it was illegal? Naughty! naughty! JOAN SPECIFIC GLEN HATRACK Head Dictator Minister of Finance Recalcritrant Editor - Doby Gilmoor Alka Seltzer Director - Aakee Baudey Munching Editor 9-1 Booze Editor A. Nut Sandwich Athletic Reporter JTyJa-YS Sloppy Editor - Really Wild Staff Leach - Parasite Pete Gossip Gulch - Greta Gabo Pomographers Quick Howard, Meak Wormyone Beards and Smokes - Burn O. Plenty Cranny Keeper vmJEtSP1we Adverse Apying Manager Mr. Jul. finKiy |