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Show " ' A - I ....... ... - ' Scanning The Teletype sHe Just Won't Run WEST COVIN A: Ex-Vice President Rickhard Drixoll had '14 million handbills printed and distributed in the Southern California area Tuesday announcing that he would definitely not be candi-ate candi-ate for sewer commissioner. WASHINGTON: Utah's Senator Frank Fungus revealed Tuesday Tues-day that Salt Lake's Temple Square has been selected as the site of a government subsidized Vodka processing plant. NEW YORK: Lizzy Beth Naylor, noted Hollywood actress and devoted wife and mother, Tuesday, was awarded the Daughters of Albany Restitution Golden Crabapple for giving the years outstanding out-standing example of morality to American youth. PIEPING: Red Chinese Premier Mau Mau Toe-Sung announced Tuesday that his country has officially recognized Vatican City. WASHINGTON: Informed sources in the Treasury Department Depart-ment hinted Tuesday that Jay Edward Hooper, FBI chief who has been missing since March 17, has defected to Cuba (jn a itentetd army surplus P.T. boat. The sources declined to venture a reason : for his action, but said he had been walking around muttering phrases like "warmongers" and "capitalistic pigs" for several days prior to his disappearance. ROYD 'THE Boid" Derelick is seen about to make a triple back spin and front flip into the Union fish pond Tuesday. |