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Show Fetcher Announces Selection S . . i chippy Pres. A. Ray Oilpan has announced an-nounced next years administration. administra-tion. Up to now we have only heard who is new pick for president pres-ident was (Dr. James Chippy-Fetcher Chippy-Fetcher who is Oilpan's nephew) but now we can report the whole administration. DR. HARVEY Fetcher, father of Chippy, renowned telephone repair man, will be chief in charge of science on the campus, and will also handle Chippy's phonograph collection; brother Bobby will handle the switchboard; switch-board; brother Steven will be in charge of putting in Western Electric Princess phones in all the dormitories; brother 'Harvey will attempt to orbit the theatre thea-tre department, brother Paul will sut in new glass in the Union. His sister, Mrs. Kenneth Blir-mage, Blir-mage, will be the new dean of women. Fetcher's wife has agreed to act as new Union art censor, replacing Mrs. Oilpan IN MAKING his administration administra-tion changes, Dr. Fetcher also issued some policy statements. Noting the tremendous increase in war-babies entering the University Uni-versity next year, Chippy said he has the answer: He will convert con-vert Orson Spencer Hall into a gigantic nuclear physicist's lab bum down the annex, move his LauUS Space Projects into Milton Bennion Hall. PRES. A. Ray Oilpan, left, welcomes m , light. Chippy also announced some v r |