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Show BARBS . . . by B aukhage I see by the papers that factory smoke makes cabbages grow bigger. big-ger. And making the factories smoke makes bigger appetites for bigger cabbages. Are you an unkind person? Maybe. May-be. We learned in our copy books that "politeness Is to do and say the kindest thing In the kindest way." They now have invented an exploding ex-ploding scarecrow that goes bang every three minutes, says Business Week. It won't take the crows long to know that a barking dog does not bite. Plate glass production has reached all-t me high, says Business Busi-ness Week. So have babies and automubile accidents. |