Washington County News | 1927-07-28 | Page 7 | Small Town Humor and Philosophy

If immigrants were all hand-picked it might help a good deal; still everybody every-body knows it is impossible to tell what may be in the heart of even a hand-picked hand-picked apple. 5 SMALL TOWN HUMOR J AND PHILOSOPHY J 5 Br BUCK CAMPBELL ' ' If a man's wife Is til 8 better ' 4 half and he marries twice, what J Is left of him? Not much. J ' J It Is not surprising that there , are microbes In kisses, but the ' J most of us are willing to take , 0 a chance, ' ' ' A married man objects to his J wife going to a card party be- t 1 cause she holds bands that are ' , better than Ills. ' 5 ( If the average fellow was half ' as good as be tries to make J i others bfclleve be Is this world J would be a paradise. t I 4 J When a man Rays: "I run f t things at my houF-e" be means ' J the lawn mower or the wai-hlng , t machine, or something like that. J i You do not have to cultivate J ' bad habits; they prow lux- t ' urlftntly without It Loll weevil , and other j.eftller.ce ere no bar- ' r!er to a good crop. J i