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Show THE HUSBAND OF THE FUTURE Much has been written, of late, about woman, the model wife, so we have a word for the model husband, of the future. fu-ture. We say "of the future" for the reason that if he exists today we have never had the pleasure of his acquaintance. acquaint-ance. The model husband of the future will walk out with his wife on a week day, and will not be afraid of a millinery shop. He will even have "change" when asked for it, and will never allude to it afterwards. He will not be above carrying a large bundle or a cotton umbrella, um-brella, or even holding the baby in his lap in a street car. He will go to bed first in cold weather. He will get up in the night to rock the cradle or answer an-swer the door bell. He will believe in hysterics and will be easily melted to a tear. He will patch up' a quarrel with his wife with a velvet gown and drive away the sulks with a ride in the automobile. auto-mobile. He will never get out of humor because a few buttons are missing when he goes to dress, neither will be bring home friends for supper. His clothes will never smell of tobacco. He will respect re-spect the curtains and never smoke in the house. He will be innocent of any latchkey. He will let the family go out of town once every year while he remains re-mains at home with one knife and fork, sleeps on a curtainless bed and washes his own dishes and socks. Watch for this model husband for he is surely coming. |