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Show ZvX-: I-MvSvZ-i Tvi-: Mlvlvl-: IvlvX-M-M-l-ivIvI-M-MvIvI-M-M I Might Reasonably De Called "Fixed Income" j i A negro was arretted .it the instance in-stance of bis wife foe noiiMipport and refusal to work. He was being cmss-exar-.lnevl by a jv-nng lawyer, who was the law par:i-.er of a Im-al politician, called Colonel Benson. Inning the oxii'nination of the newro the young la-vytT asked : 'Dirk, i'avt- yov. rny fvd incer-ie?" The iiecro was siur'lrd by th' trv:r. Counsel e-! '-.-': that Ihe oxprrior. j treant a ec'-t-.ii.'y of r-oj-.ey pa'.!, m.l f for odd J -!-s. bat f-r sickly -nip-ey. mont ; in other w.r.X h co-.ap, tisat: --n j at slated ii-.t'Tvr.is on whi. h one c--c'-l absolutely rely. Tpon lh" couclrri-ri of t'-.e re----: !' remark, the negro's fa--e bright-red "Ah dc:v- lit.'.; Ail hah a f.x-J - COH'.e. ball," ho Mli "And what Is this fixed Income?' I was the next question. I "Well, sab," be anv-.v. rr 1 w i-h a broad gr'n In the docciion of c(d -:.'' ' I' -ll.-ll, "de eoiolie! f';-r -li'ers -ib no- fo' ilollabs an' a sa- k o (lour on elec I lion dr.vs." liv ervbodv's .V.igai'ine. 1 |