American Fork Citizen | 1907-01-12 | Page 5 | Competent

Competent "80 you believe yourself capable," said tho editor, "of satisfactorily filling fill-ing our vacancy for a dramatic critic What are your qualifications?" "Well," responded tho peovlsh caller, call-er, In a harsh volco, "I'vo tried to bo an actor and failed; I've written 400 dramas, which nobody will accept ns n t;lft; and my Inherited furtuno has been lost In dlwHtroiiH attempts to muko notii'if n theatrical manager." man-ager." "Tho Job In ciir! crllt'd ll.11 ""Iter with a sob of Ji ) .' 'tZL.